According to ER doctors, getting foreign objects stuck in your anus is
surprisingly common. The items on this list are weirder than most,
however. We've gone beyond the "usual" bottles and dildos to bring you
these ten truly bizarre items that have all been found lodged in
peoples' bums. Something tells us that they didn't really slip and
"fall" onto these objects!
A Ringing Cell Phone
A lawyer (what is it with lawyers?) from Georgia was reportedly
showering with his cell phone, when he slipped and fell, getting the
phone lodged firmly up his backside. During the surgery to remove the phone, the device
A Cement Enema
During a kinky sex session, two
homosexual men decided to try something new. One man lay down and let
the other man pour liquid cement into his anus using a funnel. Yes,
really.
Naturally, the cement didn't stay liquid for long, and when it hardened it became a huge mass of cement that had to be surgically removed.
A Bottle of Perfume
A 39-year-old married white male lawyer went to the ER to get a bottle of Impulse
Body Spray removed from his anus. This was not the first time he had
inserted this object, but this time it got stuck. After trying to reach
it using a back-scratcher, he eventually had to go have it removed by a
doctor.
No word on whether or not his wife got her perfume back.
No word on whether or not his wife got her perfume back.
A Key
Have you searched high and low for your car keys but can't find them? Don't forget to check your bum!
Have you searched high and low for your car keys but can't find them? Don't forget to check your bum!
Vibrator and Salad Tongs
It doesn't take a detective to crack this case. Getting a vibrator
stuck in his bum wasn't enough to send this man to the ER. He simply
attempted to remove the stuck object by using a pair of salad tongs.
Trouble is, then the tongs got stuck, too!
Whoah!
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